In another episode of the Crystal chronicles…..
I have been on auto-pilot mode for the last two weeks. Between hospital with dad, work, dance studio, juggling schedules, fundraisers, kids, life in general….
Let me set it up.ย
We are all running late this morning. If Tanner isn’t at the daycare with AK by 7:20, he can’t ride the van to school. Well we leave the house at 7:30.
Off we go to school. If you know Tan, he is super quiet/shy in general. He’s playing on his ipad in the backseat and looks up.ย
Tan- “MOM! where are you going?”
Me-“Well we are late for the van so I am driving you to school”
He goes back to playing on his ipad and I pull up in the carpool drop off. We get next to the school and I unlock the door.ย
Me-“Okay buddy, have a good day”
Tan-“MOM! What are you doing?!?!”
Me-“Hurry up, this car behind me is ready to go.”
Tan-“MOM!!! This isn’t my school!”
Me-“Dying ๐๐๐ at this point”
Tan-“Why are you lauging?!?”
Me- under my breath “I can’t make this up, I see you God”
We pull out to the stop sign and I have to get a kleenex at this point b/c I am dying laughing. Meanwhile, the daycare van passes in front of us.
Tan (slapping his forehead) – “Well there they go!. OMG MOM why are you still laughing? You need help”
We pull out of Hutchens and head to Dawesย ๐๐๐๐
I may be delirious, but I have laughed way to much at this.ย

